I'm Probably Not Surviving A Nuclear War

aka you gotta keep your head on a swivel

There I was, in a very chill like thrall to the internet, browsing news threads just to feel something when I came across this link:

Now, this is master level click bating because I’m not NOT going to click on this link even though I’m PRETTY sure the threat of nuclear war is being commodified to manipulate my choices of attention.