Say It With Me: Cars Are Not Christmas Presents

aka the one about decembers to remember

It’s officially the season for car commercials premising that it is a good and natural and wise thing to clandestinely purchase a new vehicle for your spouse for Christmas reasons. Dear Reader, you already know this is an elaborate fiction. I know this is an elaborate fiction. To even writing about this is to tilt at motor vehicularized windmills.

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