The Famous Actors Obviously Quiet-Quitting Movies...

aka the one about big paychecks and low effort

I wanted to see a movie this weekend. And then, I checked what’s coming out.

It’s a veritable buffet of sadness, mediocrity and one in which the sneeze guard has been removed.

Besides Black Adam, a movie that has The Rock’s patented, “looks expensive and action-packed but is as hollow-hearted and dead-eyed as Jerry Falwell Jr”…