VIBE CHECK: Salad Dressings and Sexual Poltergeists
aka the one where Ted Lasso is undone by a good balsamic
GOOD VIBES
It’s called acting, Sweetie.
Some stories need context, others just write themselves.
What I assume the follow-up interview sounded like:“
“Now look. Everybody thinks I’m playing, but I ain’t. This here ain’t no joke because these voices and spiritual permutations are inappropriate in their pursuits of carnal ecstasy in the afterlife. I get it though. You think it’s funny and all, but have you ever had to listen as two spooky souls experience a supernatural conflagration of their eternal loins during Young Sheldon? We can’t hear nothing when they work themselves up into a sexual lather. What’s that? Yeah, we’ve tried exorcisms, but we think they must have been exhibitionists because more people in the house just make them go at it even louder.”
BAD VIBES
Harrison Ford is joining Marvel.
I cannot think of a person who could give less Fs about the Skrulls, Kang the Conqueror, or the necessity of post credit teasers. He’s going to mail this in harder than the Unabomber.
Tom Brady.