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Tyler Mills's avatar

So you're saying definitely watch it

Knox McCoy's avatar

I wrote this whole thing AND STILL WATCHED EVERY SECOND. What does that say about me

Tricia-Lynn Harter's avatar

And I’m watching it and really should not have even started. Jack 🐢😩😩😩😩.

Ginger Lobdell's avatar

Crucified petpocalypse + RP = Jamie’s kind of movie! 😜

Knox McCoy's avatar

isn't that the truth WOOF

Hope Smith's avatar

Thank you for doing the dirty work/heavy lifting of actually watching this movie so that I did not have to. Yikes. Poor Tom.

Knox McCoy's avatar

if you ever wanted to see Peter Parker assassinate people though, this is DEF the movie for you.

Kristi's avatar

I watched the trailer to this movie last night and immediately said β€œthat’s enough for me, no thanks”. Glad to have this review to confirm that my initial reaction was correct and I should not tune in for more! Thanks for the service! Lol

Knox McCoy's avatar

You have MUCH better instincts than I had sadly

Kimberly Thompson's avatar

Man, I want to watch this because of your review. Like I totally get you’re saying it’s very not good, but also what if I watch this and hate it too, but I know all the things Knox is referring to? Also Skinny Dudley Dursley is how I always think of him, especially when he popped up in The Old Guard.

Knox McCoy's avatar

If it wasn't SO bleak I would have been down with it because all the performances are super interesting. BUT MAN IT IS SO BLEAK

Macy S's avatar

β€œAw shucks energy” πŸ˜‚

Thank you for this informative review. My 2020 New Years resolution was to not witness any animal crucifixions and you have now saved me from breaking my resolution.

Knox McCoy's avatar

RESOLUTION PRESERVED!